Kabobed

To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed

"man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole"

by John T M June 1, 2006

Kabob

A guy who has the potential to stalk you for the next few years.

That guy i meant last night is a total kabob

by kabobhater November 10, 2012

Kabob

A male-female-male threesome whereby the female is skewered by the two males' cocks - one in her pussy and the other in her asshole.

She likes to be kabobbed by two guys at once.

by Kabobbee September 11, 2013

kabob

To fuck a really tight girl when you have a huge cock

"Damn, did you hear about Cheyenne? She got totally kabobed last night!"

by Fluffy Daddy 69 November 10, 2009

kabob

A type Arabic/Middle Eastern food made of ground beef or chicken,
and is either

A. placed onto sticks (skewers) in a log shape and barbecued.
B. flattened out (like a small pancake) and fried.
shish kabob beef kabob chicken kabob kobeda

"Dude come over, my mom is making kabob"
"The kabob I ordered at the restaurant was soo good."

by booii August 20, 2007

kabobbing

N. The act of pleasuring oneself while playing air guitar.

Dude! Knock next time! I was just totally kabobbing to some fucking sick Motley Crue licks.

by Lawrence Shu-bop September 4, 2006

kabobed

To get shafted by a pole like a kabob on the grill.

Steve Irwin got KABOBED!

by BioRebel September 4, 2006