That annoying deuchebag you're girlfriend won't shut the hell up about and thinks is her boyfriend.
A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
I love Justin Bieber he is so real! I love him! I would never date anyone else because he is just so perfect and there is no boy like him!
Ohhhh that's why you're single
Ohhhh that's why you're single
by lawlzlawlzlawlz December 7, 2010
First I would like to apologize for Justin Biber. CAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING NEEDS TO! So pretty much Justin Bieber is a 9 year old girl trapped in a 10 year old boys body. He sings about girls and "love" (Never seen this kind of bullshit before). She- excuse me, HE is most popular amongst preteen,tonedeaf, annoying ass little girls who have no sense of what GOOD MUSIC is.
If you listen to Justin Bieber please follow these instructions.
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
by MetalDisciple666 April 11, 2010
An apocalyptic plague cast upon us by the Music Gods to tell us how much we fucked music up in hopes that we will one day fix music by eliminating the entire pop genre.
Music God 1: Wow. These fuck-faced humans don't know what the hell music is. How can we teach them?
Music God 2: Let's give them the most annoying, vile, pop star ever conceived by human beings.
And thus, Justin Bieber became famous.
Music God 2: Let's give them the most annoying, vile, pop star ever conceived by human beings.
And thus, Justin Bieber became famous.
by Nickaboo April 27, 2010
A shitty, 19 year old faggot that is loved by shitty shallow teeny boppers named beliebers.He is a big cocksucker that eats dicks and his fans have no taste in music.He is a damned pussy, without dick and he is a faggot, which god hates.
Fan:Oomg Justin Bieber is sooo awesum.
Normal person: Why do you listen to fucking gays???/WAKE UP, YOU CAPITALISTIC SHIT AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, METAL YOU SHALLOW LESBIAN!!!
Normal person: Why do you listen to fucking gays???/WAKE UP, YOU CAPITALISTIC SHIT AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, METAL YOU SHALLOW LESBIAN!!!
by Metal-militia February 23, 2014
"Seen Justin Bieber?" Tom asked. "No" I replied, "why not?" Tom questioned, "I'm not gay you know.."
by xhckrocks May 18, 2015
by Mr. Logical October 23, 2014
A talentless 16 year old that sings about love and hasn't got a clue what a vagina is. Reasons for NOT being a "Belieber"
1) He has no voice.
2) He writes none of his own lyrics.
3) People don't even like his songs, they like his rat-like looks.
4) He sucks at life.
5) Who wants to listen to a little German girl singing about love?
1) He has no voice.
2) He writes none of his own lyrics.
3) People don't even like his songs, they like his rat-like looks.
4) He sucks at life.
5) Who wants to listen to a little German girl singing about love?
Belieber- "Oh my God! Did you listen to 'Baby' By Justin Bieber?"
Me- "Hell no. Why the fuck would I listen to a little German girl singing about his own shit?"
Belieber- "Because he is really sexy"
Me- "So... You're lesbian?"
Me- "Hell no. Why the fuck would I listen to a little German girl singing about his own shit?"
Belieber- "Because he is really sexy"
Me- "So... You're lesbian?"
by Lemonheadz_yeahh November 15, 2010