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A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.
by Steven Trollinski August 15, 2012
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Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
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Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009
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the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009
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Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide.
OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.

QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.
by Scramblez November 29, 2009
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A kid who thinks he has talent except all he has is supposed "looks" and doesn't know what the freak a belt is!
He enjoys DUI and likes to hang with black rapper wannabees.
Lil Za and many other dummies are part of his crew who think adding the word Lil makes them swope.
He also likes hooking up with random girls, tweeting sultry instagram photos and putting his teenage fans called "Bieliebers" in a frenzy even though it's just some staged BS. Canadians don't enjoy his presense and are actually very embarrassed.

Justin Bieber: A pain in the average human's ass.
Bob: "You hear about--"
Eric: "Justin Bieber? I don't want to know. What did he do this time? Eat sand out of Lil Za's butt?"
by LilZa&JB4EVA January 27, 2014
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