A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.
by Steven Trollinski August 15, 2012
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Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.
by live in halifax? you know me! December 20, 2009
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A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL
Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.
by Extreme_Z7 February 27, 2012
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Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.
by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013
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Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide.
OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
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QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
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by Scramblez November 30, 2009
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A strong man who gets hated on worldwide because of mistakes he made as a teenage boy who did not know what to do. He made a million mistakes but he apologised a billion times and did a lot of things in order to make changes. He helped several charity organisations, helped many people and did a lot of things to ask for forgiveness. As he was very famous as a child, he did not have a normal life. He never got to have any real friends he could open up to, and he struggled a lot to be the person he is now. He is now married to Hailey Baldwin Bieber, and even though people hate on him for his past mistakes, he tries to be better everyday. Some people hate him just because they think it's a trend to hate him, but they don't know the person he has become today.
The boys: "Ayyoo, Justin Bieber is such a gay f*ggot lol I hate him so much his music is literally disgusting I swear that nigga doesn't know shit he is racist"
Anyone who is actually mature: "Bro you literally used gay as an insult and said the F word and the N word, and YOU call Justin Bieber disgusting and racist?"
by Harry's White Vans November 16, 2020
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