Justified Counter-reality

The use of counter-reality in specific, bounded contexts where it serves a legitimate purpose—such as when someone accuses you of holding a position you don't actually hold, and you need to clarify by showing what that position would actually look like. Justified Counter-reality is a defensive tool: when someone says "supporting BRICS makes you a Nazbol/Duginist," you might need to construct the counter-reality of what actual Nazbol/Duginism entails to show the absurdity of the accusation. It's the strategic deployment of alternative reality to expose the falsity of a claim, not to assert a falsehood as truth.

Example: "He accused her of being a Duginist for supporting BRICS. She deployed justified counter-reality: 'Let me show you what actual Duginists believe. Here are their texts, their positions, their goals. Now show me where I've said any of that.' The counter-reality of actual Duginism exposed the absurdity of his accusation. She hadn't claimed the alternative was real; she'd used it to reveal reality."

Justified Counter-reality by Abzugal March 7, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008