Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

That’s Just Showbiz 

when you go through a traumatic experience

Dedra: Omg your dad just died

Matt: that’s just showbiz

Doctor: Ma’am your son is suffering from a severe mental disability

Sally: that’s just showbiz

That’s Just Showbiz by Holycanoli4 October 16, 2018

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it 

This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed.

Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".

Jeff: So last night maren came over and wanted to all of the sudden hook up so we made out for a while and she went home.

Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?

Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it by Randoni April 6, 2009

That's just so 2020! 

"That's just so 2020!" I propose this phrase enter the lexicon - not as in "This is so 20th century!" meaning "retro" or "old fashioned," but as one friend, M.A., said, "Do you mean that it's like all the other wild crap that has happened this year? As in, 'Get in line, Whale, your issue is not special.'"? Yes, that. Exactly that.

"A humpback whale took a wrong turn in Australia and ended up in crocodile-infested waters? That's just so 2020!"

That's just so 2020! by HJ-Tex September 14, 2020

Umm let’s just say yeet 

Just say yeet

Umm what should I say

Umm let’s just say yeet

Umm let’s just say yeet by Beusbeveysjsbeu January 31, 2019

It’s just some guy I work with 

just some

It’s just some guy I work with

It’s just some guy I work with by anonymous February 2, 2024

it was just spaghetti-o's 

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.

Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

it was just spaghetti-o's by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019