Guy: Tiffany's ugly as shit.
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly
by Aimy M. April 11, 2014
An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)
May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)
May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"
"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"
"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"
"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"
by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009
This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed.
Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".
Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".
Jeff: So last night maren came over and wanted to all of the sudden hook up so we made out for a while and she went home.
Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?
Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it
Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?
Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it
by Randoni April 6, 2009
Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?
William: I was just gonna say my name is William.
Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?
William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
William: I was just gonna say my name is William.
Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?
William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
by jkerp16 November 11, 2008
When someone says this to you, it means they either have a total crush on you, because you are so hot, or that they need to talk about something important, such as, oh I don't know, breakup, children, marriage, eating healthy, you name it!
Boyfriend:'Hey babe, just came to say hello.'
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*
by DelaneyMayMay March 27, 2015
A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
by skrt skrrrrrrt December 11, 2018
The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
by Harambe69 March 30, 2018