Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

Jungle Christmas by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

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Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.

Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.

Christmas Jingle by eljefe123 December 25, 2010

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christmas jingle

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.

my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!

christmas jingle by jacko113 December 16, 2010

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