Originates from the depths of (inbred) scotland, deprived ICT Technician with a tendancy to spread his bodily fluids anywhere and everywhere possible (hence the 5 kids!). The largest splaff manufacturer in the UK (and possibly the world!).
Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.
He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.
Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.
Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.
He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.
Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.
by Jummie is a God November 30, 2007
This orange is so jummy!
by Antony Peacock March 3, 2006
Country of origin is Ireland
Alter ego of Jimmy.
A simbiatic relation between the pot smoker in someone and the good faced conservative on the other side. Jummy only smokes the finest and hits the finest ass. He keeps Jimmy in trouble and vise a versa.
Alter ego of Jimmy.
A simbiatic relation between the pot smoker in someone and the good faced conservative on the other side. Jummy only smokes the finest and hits the finest ass. He keeps Jimmy in trouble and vise a versa.
by jummy June 28, 2004
by Danielle Rene May 10, 2007
Jummy Cummy is when a Jewish man unleashes his yummy cummies in your mouth or In any hole than he licks it out.
by Not Daryl's Nephew October 2, 2017
When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"
by Stijn November 28, 2014