Julian Valentin is one of Bud’s biggest alcoholic’s. He is especially attracted to big things like whales and he’s often of whale safari when he is drinking alcohol. As long as it’s breathing and have two legs he will probably try to penetrate it.
A real wise guy, and not in a good way, actually there are several reasons why a ‘Julian verdon’ is disgusting, inappropriate and slanderous to the human psyche, just a truly terrible person that shouldn’t be around anybody
“Omg that guys such a verdon!”
“Verdon? More like BURDEN, ha. Gottem.”
When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.
"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"
"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤
person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.
When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.