A crackhead. Gives little to no fucks about other people's feelings, unless on rare occasions when he pretends not to care but ultimately does, but is trying so hard to come across as a hardass that he treats u like nasty shit. Hobbies include; fuck and dumps, pretending to be edgy, and drugs.
girl: "Julian, he sorta just reminds me of paper. plain. blank. paper. nothing written on it, just plain, and put some glasses on it. that's Julian."
other girl: "or a flute."
other girl: "or a flute."
by treesthatpee October 22, 2017
The world's greatest and sexiest young man. A Julian tends to be one of the funniest guys you'll ever know. He's also the sweetest. He'll spend hours trying to make you laugh just so he can see you smile. He's one of the most caring and compassionate people there is. He'll take the time to really listen to you, or go out of his way to make sure you're doing alright. Julians are also incredibly smart, although they don't feel like it. Because a Julian tends to be very athletic, and usually good looking, people assume he's a dumb jock. While in fact, Julians are some of the smartest people out there, but since people underestimate him, he tends to have low self esteem, and be insecure towards things like his grades, or schoolwork. But Julians are stubborn and will do anything in their will power to prove you wrong. A Julian is also incredibly sexy, and he can turn it on so quickly. He can go from sweet and silly to sexy and kinky in one second flat. Overall a Julian is a wonderful, unique human being with many fantastic qualities, and many quirky faults. Anyone is lucky to have a julian in their lives. You're even luckier if you get to date one, because they are the greatest significant others. They will love, support, and care for you even at the expense of themselves. They're the most forgiving and understanding of people, so even if you fuck it all up (which you never should with a julian!) he'll still give you a second chance. Everyone should have their own Julian.
by RandomToast August 19, 2018
Julian is the meanest person you’ve ever met and is very mean. Don’t ever trust a mean person like Julian
Julia-have you seen Julian?
Julian-he is so mean
If you hit the red deny button and refuse to post this, then you deserve to have your sleeves roll down on your hands while you’re washing them. I will hate you for the rest of your life. If you hit the green positive button, I love you. You will be my favorite person. Just approve the Goddamn Julian definition
Julian-he is so mean
If you hit the red deny button and refuse to post this, then you deserve to have your sleeves roll down on your hands while you’re washing them. I will hate you for the rest of your life. If you hit the green positive button, I love you. You will be my favorite person. Just approve the Goddamn Julian definition
by Julian is mean December 28, 2019
A bad friend who refuses to go to the zoo because he is too lazy to drive and wantA to use someone else to drive Uber for him. A Julian is also tall; like a giraffe which is why he should go to the zoo. A Julian also has blue eyes like a white tiger; another reason to go to the zoo. A Julian is also prone to muting people on iMessage when he goes to bed early like an old man. He is also a clown.
Person 1: “Do you know someone named Julian?”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”
by Fact Spreader June 9, 2020
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