1 definition by Fact Spreader
A bad friend who refuses to go to the zoo because he is too lazy to drive and wantA to use someone else to drive Uber for him. A Julian is also tall; like a giraffe which is why he should go to the zoo. A Julian also has blue eyes like a white tiger; another reason to go to the zoo. A Julian is also prone to muting people on iMessage when he goes to bed early like an old man. He is also a clown.
Person 1: “Do you know someone named Julian?”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”
Person 2: “Yeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.”
by Fact Spreader June 9, 2020