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Jubeesh's Bed 

A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.
Lads... Last night I did a shoot in Jubeesh's bed.

Judenschwein

An EXTREMELY racist German term used to belittle Jewish people. Literally translates to "Jewish Pig". Pronounced,

(YOO-d'n-shvine).
Fick Dich, du Judenschwein arschloch!
Fuck you, you Jew-Pig asshole!

Ich hass deine Judenschwein freund.
I hate your Jew-Pig friend.

Sie sind ein Jusenschwein hurensohn!
You are a Jew-Pig son of a bitch!
Judenschwein by CrayZay December 27, 2010
A boy named dylan that has man boobs and is italian.
Look at jubes.
jubes by mafiaslayer February 11, 2018

platty jubes 

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.
person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.
platty jubes by gillieturtle June 2, 2022
a jewish ladies boobs, or breasts or tits or melons or ballons or misquito bites
"What do you call a jewish womans boobs?...JUBES!!"
"Look at those jubes on Zac's mom."
jubes by Zac Dyrstka April 20, 2007
Jubes is a nickname for someone whose name starts with J. Jubes is most likely a girl who is very spastic, funny, and nice. Jubes comes from the latin word "jubes" which means ordering, but the nickname jubes is the opposite of ordering
Person 1:Look, there goes that nice, fun girl named Julia

Person 2:Yeah, we all call her Jubes
Jubes by just_casual November 16, 2014