Juan is known for having the biggest cock out of all his friends, he is hilarious and one of the greatest guys on planet earth, he is amazing at video games and can shit on all his friends in sport, he is the god of life and will bring love and big dicks/titties to anyone that bows down to the man himself
Lewis thinks Juan has small peen but Juan actually has 120 incher while Lewis is %75 female and only has 10 nanometres of cock and balls
by UrBoiJuan August 11, 2020
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Juan is a retarded kid who uses people for homework. He cheats on every single girl and slaps their asses without their consent. He lies and snitches on his "best friend" yet uses her only to pass a class. He also tried to kill her by feeding her peanut butter even though she was allergic. Also he's fat even though he claims to have a six pack.
"wow that kid is stupid and a cheater!" "he must be a Juan.."
by JJJakepauler4life123 October 29, 2017
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The weird person that sits in the corner that looks depressed but is super chill and fun.
Juan looks depressed AF but I just saw him punch the bully

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by Chocolate_Puff October 23, 2019
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Making a not naturally blond girl hot
Oh my g I'm hot bus of Juan damn he sexy
by Babe334 November 19, 2015
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Juan is a very smart and passionate person that is leading the beaners club in battle against get beaners back to mexico club.Juan will not stop at anything to save the beaners because he is also a proud to be beaner.Juan is the president of the beaner republic and cares about his beaners so much.Juan also is mentioning that god did not want this type of democracy in the world and he died for our sins moving beaners back to mexico and saying they are rapist and murders is racism and should not be allowed because when Martin Luther JR made his speech it was a speech to stop this cruel racism.
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ooo is that big cock juan
by popupshhh March 14, 2017
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Mexican beaner who crossed the border at a young age
Juans mom crossed the border
by Yoyototototo February 18, 2016
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