by monkeymind August 20, 2009
A guy with the biggest penis, plus really smart, he gets all the bitches,and is good at gambling, he's not afraid of anything
by Hdhdhdv January 2, 2016
by Joses owners friend October 25, 2011
Jose is the most amazing person in the world! He is the Bestest friend anyone can ask for and he always knows how to cheer you up and make you smile. He can sometimes be irritating but either way you can never ever stay mad at him! He is a amazing one of a kind friend, and he would make a great husband and a amazing father! He has the best arms for a huge hug and the best chest to lay your head on, he has the best hand to hold and the best lips to kiss! He has the best laugh, smile, and also cry! The best taste in music and he definitely has the best humor, so if you by chance meet a Jose don’t ever let him go!
“Damn that’s a Jose!”
by KB33005 April 12, 2021
Most common Mexican name but Jose is probably one of the realist niggas you will know loving and caring and violent if need too Jose will show respect if he fucks wit you but if he hates you,you will not hear a nice word from him. Most Jose’s are either hard working or drug dealers Jose will be there at hard times you will count on him.Most Jose’s are talked about the things they did or done slow at times but street smarts are what they are best at . Ugly or handsome most Jose’s don’t find trouble usually always having a way with girls. Most skinny Jose’s are usually good at sports other Jose’s are husky but well dressed and fast on there feet. Jose’s are usually Mamas boys and will do anything to keep there moms in safe hands. Jose isn’t a hated person but if he is by some u Better believe he doesn’t like them either
by Jesse_gomez March 16, 2018
The #1 Salad Tosser
by Anon10101010101 February 12, 2014