A ratty smack head who doesn’t hesitate to get his bum hole out in any situation. Also know as planet earths skid mark, jord smiggins is a true disappointment in everybody whose life he infects, annoying everybody with his gay antics. Known to threaten small children with screwdrivers and scream at his nan he can be found in Doncaster extremely rarely (usually dosses in his house praying on the weaker siblings inability to fight back). Has a happy little scrote of a dog called Luna.

Rapist 1: I hate myself, I feel no better than jord smiggins.

Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.

Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.

Jord smiggins by TheRealPibidy February 15, 2025

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Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome by coit105 May 8, 2010

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Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

Slap Jortz by Cranham February 10, 2023

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