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a sexy girl with big boobs. once hot piece of ass and killer body. extremely friendly, popular and greattt in bed. a bit of a slut. usually is has tan skin, long blonde hair and a whole trail of guys wanting to be her boyfriend.
Guy 1: Dayummm check out that chic.
Guy 2: Look at all those guys drooling over her.
Guy 1: Definate jordana.
Guy 2: No doubt about it.
by chris913246 August 13, 2008
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A very sweet and shy girl with many insecurities. She lets them get to her head all while still pretending to be excitable and happy in front of her loved ones. She never wants to hurt anyone and just make them happy. But trust me, she can secretly hold a grudge. If she doesn't like you, she may not have the courage to get up and say it to your face, but know that inside her secretly crazy mind she is plotting your death. Jordana has two sides. Most definitely sweet, and insane. You have to choose which side you want to be on with her. Certainly try not to get on her insane side, because she overall is just an amazing person and friend to be around. Once you're her friend she'll fight for you and won't ever be a backstabber. Once again, don't forget about her wild side, because someone like her already knows all the serial killer ways of murder . . .
"I love Jordana! She is just so sweet to me. But I saw her alone one day looking sad, and when I came up her and asked what was wrong, she brushed it off and said 'nothing' then carried on the conversation as if she was never sad. . . This happens all the time!"

"You're thinking of breaking up with Jordana!? It better be because she doesn't want to be with you anymore! If not, then run!"
by Peepeepoopooface December 23, 2019
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A girl with the name Jordana tends to be fat and ugly. Idk why tho she just is.

jkjkjk im writing this to show my friends😅
"woah that girl is thicc"

"yeah her name must be Jordana"
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by fatuglybitch November 05, 2019
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Literally the thinnest person you will ever meet. Don't date her cuz she will cheat on you with a trip hockey boi
Woah that faggot is such a jordana she's cheating on her man broski
by Thiq mac November 19, 2019
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