JONER

When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol

*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.

by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 3, 2009

Joner

the frontal area of jeans that sticks up when you sit down.aka a jean boner.

thats a huge joner

is that a joner or are you happy to see me

are you guys the joner brothers?

by xchudx December 1, 2009

joner

a joner is the bump in your jeans that looks like a boner also known as a genis

oh damn look at that joner it's bigger than yesterday

by chinchonlebichacha June 19, 2014

Joner

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.

I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!

by Megzok February 20, 2009

Joner

The fold formed on your crotch while wearing jeans that gives the appearance of having an erection. Applies to women too.

Boner Jeans

"In math class today I had a giant joner
and Rebecca told all of her friends that
I had a hard on."

"Nicole had a huge joner in science
the other day; she pressed it away
self consciously to reassure everyone
that she did not in fact have a penis."

by laxgodmoney October 17, 2009

Joner

The erection (boner) of a person wearing jean shorts (jorts).

Uh oh, Kev's got a raging joner again.

by Dizzy Gilespi October 2, 2008

Joner

Joner (v): 1. to first commit to an obligation and then fail to arrive.

2. pull a fast one over the eyes as intended to deliver but failing to

Did you hear about Paul?

No. What happened to Paul?

His blind date pulled a Joner!!!

No way!!

by Digger Leemond September 9, 2010