Jone Bone

Popping a Boner while listening to the Jonas Brothers.

"Wow, that guy has a MASSIVE jone bone right now.

by ConmaniaC March 30, 2008

Jon Bones Jones

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.

Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !

by BlankMan187 April 04, 2011

skinny bones jones

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.

Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.

by tadowta June 20, 2006

jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

by Russell J. Colwell May 09, 2006

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Bare Bone Jones

Having sex with a girl without a condom.

-I put it in her bare bone jones.
-Did you hit it? Yeah I hit that bare bone jones.
-It feels so much better to bang a girl bare bone jones.

by B. Anthony February 28, 2009