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Jon-jo

awesome guy that everybody loves he has to be the coolest guy your ever meet. He is also known for his huge dick of at least 15".
girl 1 "wow did you see Jon-jo dick"
girl 2 " it had to be a least 15 inches"
by becky king December 23, 2011
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Lil Jon Jon

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.
Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023
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Jon Jon

"If you from the hood you know any nigga named Jon Jon is dangerous. This nigga ain't no different. He got a metal plate and his jaw and he beat up a Pitbull. A lot of niggas ain't believe that, Specifically a nigga named jay. So he tried Jon Jon. Hit him right in his jaw. That nigga's hand was never the same". -The Hood Avatar
Jay: "Jon Jon Talking bout he gon slap the fuck outta me? okay lets see then.
Leland: You talking bout Jon Jon? The nigga who beat up a Pitbull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw.
by Tots_ March 11, 2022
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Jon Jon Blazing Squad

A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.
Verb:
"Yo man roll up that L we gotta jon jon blazing squad before class"

Noun:
"Last night when we were childo mildonsking we had a hugeee jon jon blazin squad."
by JJBS March 29, 2010
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Jon Jon

A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.
"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."
by Johnny Hobkins April 8, 2009
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Jon Jon

man with metal plate in his jaw and fought a pitbull
"Jon Jon? You Talkin about that nigga with the metal plate in his jaw?"

"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"
by Sir. Sparky March 13, 2022
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
by Kermit the Capitalist March 6, 2018
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