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Lil Jon Jon 

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.
Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
"If you from the hood you know any nigga named Jon Jon is dangerous. This nigga ain't no different. He got a metal plate and his jaw and he beat up a Pitbull. A lot of niggas ain't believe that, Specifically a nigga named jay. So he tried Jon Jon. Hit him right in his jaw. That nigga's hand was never the same". -The Hood Avatar
Jay: "Jon Jon Talking bout he gon slap the fuck outta me? okay lets see then.
Leland: You talking bout Jon Jon? The nigga who beat up a Pitbull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw.
Jon Jon by Tots_ March 11, 2022

Jon Jon Blazing Squad

A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.
Verb:
"Yo man roll up that L we gotta jon jon blazing squad before class"

Noun:
"Last night when we were childo mildonsking we had a hugeee jon jon blazin squad."
Jon Jon Blazing Squad by JJBS March 29, 2010
A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.
"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."
Jon Jon by Johnny Hobkins April 8, 2009
man with metal plate in his jaw and fought a pitbull
"Jon Jon? You Talkin about that nigga with the metal plate in his jaw?"

"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"
Jon Jon by Sir. Sparky March 13, 2022

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon 

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man
1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon