by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 2, 2019
by Abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz& June 23, 2019
The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.
by apersonnnnnn February 14, 2010
Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
by Ox1983 September 9, 2017
by brain.ded333 March 19, 2022
A beautiful girl with beautiful shimmering eyes. Boys if you ever meet a Zara Johnstone don’t let her go she is a sexy ass beast with a wonderful and funny personality. You will never meet a more beautiful girl than Zara Johnstone
by 7Z7J7 October 16, 2018
I go to Durham Johnston.
by the way i stole your car November 6, 2011