Johnston RI

The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.

"Why are they getting rid of the carnival spot and building a hotel in Johnston RI?"

by apersonnnnnn February 13, 2010

Johnston RI

Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.

Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI

by Moe133 February 23, 2011

Johnstoning

to touch oneself numerous times within an hour, mainly during times of boredom.

Today I found movies boring, so I proceeded to Johnstoning and finished off the day.

by Matt Hemerson May 18, 2008

Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

3

Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

Rian Johnson

"Rian Johnson" is synonymous with the literary element of "Subversion". This term is usually used when a writer writes backward in the story to force a surprise on the audience. This move is typically viewed negatively by the audience due to the writing walking back on previously establish content, which most tentative audience members feel their attention to detail is not being rewarded.

This term was born after the release of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" and is in reference to the Writer/Director Rian Johnson.

"Wow... I can't believe the Game Of Thrones directors Rian Johnson'd the show so Arya could kill the Night King as a surprise"

by Jake Skywalker May 5, 2019

Richard johnson

Another name for Dick Dick

That guy is a Richard Johnson.

by Johnson Richard October 15, 2013

Rian Johnson

A fan-fiction writer that performs character-assassination on a universally beloved and admired character.

The guy who killed Luke Skywalker.

I totally Rian Johnson'd Ripley here by having her abandon Newt and help Burke collecting specimens.

by some dude from '79 August 12, 2019