The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.
It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.
Still, everyone would.. know...
Still, everyone would.. know...
by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010
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Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
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Get the Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner mug.The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.
Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007
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I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…
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Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
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