Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit 

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010

Johnson's Johnson Sauce 

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

Johnson's Johnson Sauce by Thedude78 September 20, 2013

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner 

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

magic johnson's disease 

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

magic johnson's disease by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy 

The greatest work of fiction, that is, to even suggest its existence, now or in fact ever in the future, after the director’s Last Jedi went down like a lead balloon, destroying the franchise.

I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…

Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy by Vice Admiral Gender Studies October 27, 2021

johnson’s baby 

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

johnson’s baby by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex 

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023