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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
mugGet the Johnny blumpkinseedmug.

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