Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

by Thegendermocker69 May 29, 2018

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 May 29, 2018

johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

Johnism

The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.

Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular

by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021