1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election.
2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.
3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.
3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."
by Huey Duey September 1, 2008
A respectible Republican senator from Arizona. Served in Vietnam, and was a Republican Primary candidate before (unfortunately) being defeated by George W Bush.
by RHS Student November 4, 2004
Probably 75% or more blacks in the United States are voting for Barack Obama simply because he is black. They don't know or care about the issues. Me? I'm white. My vote will certainly go to John McCain simply because he is white. I don't know or care about the issues.
by Jonesyman July 11, 2008
by Dfemms August 31, 2008
Someone who could lead this country better then Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton altogether. He supports in the war in Iraq, and was a victim of "Foxing" by the liberal media, giving him a bad impression which implies that he wants us to keep the fight in Iraq actively for "100 years". In reality he just wants to keep U.S military in Iraq for as long as it takes to prevent them from being taken over by terrorist organizations again. Yes, even for 100 years.
He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.
He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.
There aren't any real good candidates in this election, but John McCain seems best out of the bunch. I'll vote for him.
by Lir_Vidar May 12, 2008
1: adjective; to figuratively straddle the fence on an issue (like politics or sports)
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
1: Mark: I can't decide whether to give my girl a Birmingham Booty Call, or a Change Machine.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010