A gullible guy who thinks all the ladies are crazy for him when in reality most of them detest him.He tries his best to look good everyday to such an extent that you feel pity for him.
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by Buttfugga September 9, 2010
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2)One who tends to have a love for Jewish
Italians.
3)The cutest pie in the whole dang bakery.
4)Has an odd love for Mexican foods and a weakness for deep brown eyes.
5)She is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen.
2)One who tends to have a love for Jewish
Italians.
3)The cutest pie in the whole dang bakery.
4)Has an odd love for Mexican foods and a weakness for deep brown eyes.
5)She is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen.
by Greggypoo March 27, 2009
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Get the JOGI mug.A jogie fact is a claim with no factual basis, formed from made-up ideas, random assertions, and false comparisons, that only seems coherent after incoherent nonsense is repeated, reframed, or performed until it sounds logical.
It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.
A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.
A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
“Every time real evidence came up, he ignored it and doubled down with jokes — classic jogie fact behavior.”
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She's sweet , practical , supportive and always wishes you the best in your endeavors
She's fierce and bold like she will just say anything right to your face
She would sound mean or be mean but wont really mean anything about it
She wouldn't mind any jokes or roasts but the comeback would be devious (you better not do it)
She would be the perfect example for a girlfriend, could prolly rizz u up and make jokes darker than anybody's future.
well never leave her if you get one close to u 😉
She's sweet , practical , supportive and always wishes you the best in your endeavors
She's fierce and bold like she will just say anything right to your face
She would sound mean or be mean but wont really mean anything about it
She wouldn't mind any jokes or roasts but the comeback would be devious (you better not do it)
She would be the perfect example for a girlfriend, could prolly rizz u up and make jokes darker than anybody's future.
well never leave her if you get one close to u 😉
by NiggaOne March 10, 2024
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