A politically correct term for sending your kid to a psychologist rather than enforce a little good ole' fashioned discipline. Common among lazy middle to upper class american suburban house holds that make too much money to give a damn about their kids.
Tyler's mom sends him to brain jogging every day after school because he has anger issues and mom has tennis lessons at the club until dad comes home.
by tj0159ga October 2, 2009
by occupationother February 26, 2019
Let's go to Stake n Shake for a hog n jog.
Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"
Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"
by The one and only Pino December 12, 2006
by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008
Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.
by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019
John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 3, 2010
when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010