Skip to main content
Joffey is a man with a large penis that is from 6-9 inches. he is a loving, kind and caring boyfriend. but he is a bit of a "lad".

Joffey is also a very good looking guy and girls rate him a solid 9.5/10.
Joffey is a rare name so girls if you find someone with the name Joffey then get hold of him quick and boys make sure he is in your friendship group because he's a top lad.
"I wish I had a Joffey in my life he's just so hot"
"I'm so jealous of her I want Joffey to myself"
joffey by frewtfgdvcs May 28, 2019
joffey mug front
Get the joffey mug.
See more merch

Joffreyism 

when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.
Related Words

Joffrey Lupul 

The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Wow! Who's that Guy who just scored a hat trick?

Oh, That's Joffrey Lupul!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013

Jeffey Blanket 

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.
She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

Joffrey Baratheon 

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"

Joffrey Lannister 

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
Joffrey Lannister by xIce_ April 9, 2015

Purple Joffrey 

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.
"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."
Purple Joffrey by sans panties April 14, 2014