a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.
"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.
by gavin1944 February 28, 2008
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A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats
by Hsiwv May 10, 2022
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Too sexy best person ever Lick me until my face falls off. littest man best drummer can get victory royale easy on solo and can screw a dood up if needed wants to be in UFC and can play baseball almost as good as his drums
Joey Brendan, I want to lick ur face off
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Being fat and believing that your friend is dead even though they are just sleeping. This person also uses all of their money to try to make their friends happy even though being near this person makes them uncomfortable and angry at times.
Kaden: Joey White is such an idiot!

Izzy: Yeah! Luckily I friend-zoned him!
by DaKittensPvP November 10, 2017
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Joey & Fallon are two people that are so in love it makes others uncomfortable to be around them
by Princess Petry November 4, 2021
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Super funny and very cute and worth time
im married to joey v prescott but he doesnt know so dont tell him
by ganglinn October 26, 2019
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