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Joe the Hoe 

Joe the Hoe is a white British weeb who loves anime and hentai. If Joe the Hoe is ever sad, show him a picture of anime tiddies to brighten up his day :). Joe the Hoe is a fun person to be around when he isn't annoying. Everybody needs a Joe the Hoe in their lives.
''Omg, you're such a Joe the Hoe''
''Thank you, dear friend''

Joe the hoe 

Joe Hull ( ‘Joe the hoe’) is best known in Northern England for his videos uploaded to YouTube and PornHub. In his most popular video, he inserts a pair of hostpital crutches up his arsehole. As a result of the shock of these videos, there was a petition in 2017 to ban him from his home town Harrogate, and some fans have created parody videos of him on YouTube.
Did you see Joe the hoe’s most recent video ? Yeah ! I actually wanted to vomit watching, we should ban him from ever re-entering Harrogate.
Joe the hoe by Ken Riot March 1, 2019

joe the hoe 

joe the hoe by Kayla Upshaw November 1, 2019

Joe The Hoe 

Joe The Hoe is a full "Mug Blooded American" according to him on September ,11, 2001.
Joe The Hoe is my local doctor and I would recommend her too you.
Joe The Hoe by IM Yndn June 3, 2022

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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