Jock Syndrome

A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.

Symptoms may include:

Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal

How it is spread:

infected parents, infected peers

Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

Jacksyndrome

When it’s past two o’clock in the morning you forget what happened the night before, feels like you’re drunk

I think I have jacksyndrome I don’t remember what I did on the bus

by Ghost0576 January 23, 2019

Jacksyndrome

When it’s past two a.m. you forget what happened earlier, makes you feel like you’re drunk.

I forgot what happened on the bus because of my jacksyndrome

I don’t remember what happened at the Cathedral, I have Jacksnydrome

by Ghost0576 January 23, 2019