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Jississipi

Jississippi is a name for a boy similar to Mississippi but with a J. His name starts with J and rhymes with one of the 50 states of America. This name is usually given to young infant males, but will sometimes show up in a dog. Jississippi’s personality traits are unique, as his favorite hobbies are solving rubix cubes and climbing into your air vents. If he is your friend, he will make sure that you are safe every single night and sneak into your walls to hear you breathing. If you change your schedule, you mind find a surprise visit from him. Jississipi really likes swedish fish, and travels every single monday to eat his swedish fish straight from sweden. He lives in Florida, but you will always catch him wearing gigantic sweaters in over 90 degree heat. This is so you don’t see his arms. His arms are unusually long and can stretch however long he wants them to. This helps for collecting fragile children in the night. Other than his weird hobbies, Jississipi is a very nice guy and loves to have a good time. Invite him over soon. His best friend is Jashington, another creepy but nice guy.
Girl 1: “Did you talk to Jississipi about the sleepover?”
Boy 1: “Not yet, maybe it wasn’t him that crashed it? Jississpi is nice but sometimes he’ll scare me.”
by idontcareasaurus July 5, 2023
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mississipi mudslide

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006
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Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.
When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.
by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017
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Mississipi Mudslap

While induring intercourse, bend over your partner and place your anus above his/her mouth and let out a load apon there mouth cavity, then the a Male dip's there testicals in the soiled mouth, thus getting the nuts wet with runny pooh and stamping it along the backside of the opposing partner.
Man, last night was so fun, Lisa let me Mississipi MudSlap her til' she looked like a cheetah.
by Pmiester & T-ray June 22, 2011
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Mississipi

who cares? ..................................................................
person 1> where do you wanna go today?
person 2> i dunno, stupid mississipi?
by BOFH and Tazz July 8, 2004
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Mississipi Moonsnooze

Is when an astronaut first takes his sperm into his mouth during sex and then sneezes into his partner's vagina with the intention of impregnating her despite the weightlessness of purer space and the slow speed of ejaculation.
"Oh boy, Igor sure moonsnozed me good last Night"

"Captain I am off my birthcontrol. Let's try a Mississipi Moonsnooze!"
by RaggaTheMuffin November 27, 2022
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