Jingliu 

I love Jingliu it's crazy. I'd do anything to suck her tits oh my god shes so hot I can be her new wife after Baiheng died. I would do anything for her. mmmmmm....🤤🤤🤤🤤.

me: I love Jingliu

Jingliu by fjshkaik July 9, 2024

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

jingling the change by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

Jinglish 

The language made when a person learning Japanese puts in english words when they don't know the vocbulary.

1. kyou, kaimono de -clothes- wo kaimashita
(Today, I bought -clothes- at the shop.)

2. Jimmy doesn't know the words for the activities he did on holidays, so he's writing his holiday recount in jinglish.

Jinglish by Kireshai January 13, 2007

jinglin

Sexy/hot/getting fucked up

jinglin by Ali October 14, 2003

Jingli 

SKINNY

woah shes jingli

Jingli by isnfoiaemakncoe March 23, 2011

Jingling Bill 

A dollar's worth of change.

I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.

Jingling Bill by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011