Jingliu

I love Jingliu it's crazy. I'd do anything to suck her tits oh my god shes so hot I can be her new wife after Baiheng died. I would do anything for her. mmmmmm....🤤🤤🤤🤤.

me: I love Jingliu

by fjshkaik July 9, 2024

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jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

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jingling the change

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

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Jinglish

The language made when a person learning Japanese puts in english words when they don't know the vocbulary.

1. kyou, kaimono de -clothes- wo kaimashita
(Today, I bought -clothes- at the shop.)

2. Jimmy doesn't know the words for the activities he did on holidays, so he's writing his holiday recount in jinglish.

by Kireshai January 13, 2007

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