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Jiang Zemin 

former Chinese leader (1992-2002). Knows many languages and hobbies. Has visited many western countries and talked with Mike Wallace. In China he is a popular figure because he is straightforward. Likes to call himself "old man" and talk about how fast Hongkong journalists can run. He likes poem. Many Chinese people want to add him a second to let him live longer. He looks like a toad with his black glasses, so many people use that to symbolize him. Probably will be the longest living Chinese in the history.
"whats your favorite Chinese poem?"
"苟利国家生死以,岂因祸福避趋之"
“what do you think of Jiang zemin?”
"+1S"
Jiang Zemin by Koizumi Hanayo July 28, 2017
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Jiang Zemin 

One of the most popular president of China, who is often called old man. As he looks like a Frog, some Chinese people call him haha, which means frog in Chinese. People from other countries usually regard Jiang Zemin as a dictator, but we think him a most brilliant leader.
Jiang Zemin is so talented that he can play any kind of musical instruments.
Jiang Zemin by Spark Pan August 27, 2017

Jiang Zemin 

One of the most evil commie dictators of all time.
Jiang Zemin is an asshole
Jiang Zemin by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Jiang Zemin 

Chinese fascist who dishonestly wrapped himself in the flag of socialism.
Socialism with Chinese characteristics is racist against Chinese people. It implies that Chinese characteristics are fascist in nature.
Jiang Zemin by jj_frap October 11, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026