Just Giggled A Bit. A term commonly used on the internet in stead of "LOL", "LMAO", or "ROFL". Can also be used in the form of "Jgabosaurusrex", like how "rofl" can be used in the form of "roflcopter".
Joe: I just took a shit on my teacher's desk!
Bob:Jgab.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"