Jewf

1. A Jewish friend named Jeff.

2. MAY be used as an adj. in certain context.

1. How was your Hanukkah, Jewf?

2. Can you pass me a carmel jewf?

by ClareBarr January 31, 2008

jewf

A good looking jewish male.
Source-Anceient Hebrew

The guy I meet at the bank was a real jewf.

by Jack December 3, 2004

JewF

Derogatory abbreviation for "Jew Fucker." (Usually associated with positive stereotyping.)

Kim was too much of a horsefaced idjit to be a true JewF and have sex with Moses; so she dated a jiggalo redneck with a dick cheese factory, instead.

by sux0r February 1, 2008

JewF

Jew-niversity of Florida, because its full of jews.

Dude I cant believe you go to JewF

by Steve March 24, 2005

jewfag

A Jewish Faggot

Demetrius is a jewfag.

by leo69 December 16, 2008

Jewfused

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.

I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.

by A commonly jewfused person January 12, 2009

jewfin

A jewish doliphin...duh. If one is lucky, you will be able to witness this beauty praying in the Seven Seas wearing his yamalka. And if you listen closely you may even hear him eeping portions of the torah.

Moshe is a jewfin whose friends are Shamu, the Muslim killer whale and Peter, the Christian fish. Together they are known as 'Fish of the Book'.

by manbearpig will kill you all April 20, 2008