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1. A Jewish friend named Jeff.

2. MAY be used as an adj. in certain context.
1. How was your Hanukkah, Jewf?

2. Can you pass me a carmel jewf?
Jewf by ClareBarr January 31, 2008
Words you can keep
A good looking jewish male.
Source-Anceient Hebrew
The guy I meet at the bank was a real jewf.
jewf by Jack December 3, 2004
Related Words
Derogatory abbreviation for "Jew Fucker." (Usually associated with positive stereotyping.)
Kim was too much of a horsefaced idjit to be a true JewF and have sex with Moses; so she dated a jiggalo redneck with a dick cheese factory, instead.
JewF by sux0r February 1, 2008
Jew-niversity of Florida, because its full of jews.
Dude I cant believe you go to JewF
JewF by Steve March 24, 2005
Demetrius is a jewfag.
jewfag by leo69 December 16, 2008

Jewfused 

The confusion that often occurs when a person looks Jewish, acts Jewish, but turns out to be entirely Gentile.
I'm so jewfused, That guy had curly hair and was frugal but he claims his name's Patrick O'Sullivan.
A jewish doliphin...duh. If one is lucky, you will be able to witness this beauty praying in the Seven Seas wearing his yamalka. And if you listen closely you may even hear him eeping portions of the torah.
Moshe is a jewfin whose friends are Shamu, the Muslim killer whale and Peter, the Christian fish. Together they are known as 'Fish of the Book'.
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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