jewdles
n. Egg noodles manufactured by kosher driven food manufactuers, i.e. Manischewitz and Rokeach. Traditionally eaten when celebrating the high holidays or ameliorating the high hangover.
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Jewdles
Oh my Yahweh! Did you goyim see my jewdles? Hopefully uncle H doesn’t make me cut them off in the camps!
Jewdles by Half can of Ruth February 16, 2026
Jewless
Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.
A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish
A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish
"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"
"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"
"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"
Jewless by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019
jeddles
Sexy ranga that gets girls somehow, wears nike tns and is a bit of an eshay. he’s rich but hates being called rich. he is a good kisser and is a very good bf for someone to have.
jeddles by tekashi69snitched September 24, 2019
Jewles
Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories
"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943
Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*
Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*
Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018
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