jewdles

n. Egg noodles manufactured by kosher driven food manufactuers, i.e. Manischewitz and Rokeach. Traditionally eaten when celebrating the high holidays or ameliorating the high hangover.

1. Those jewdles really made that kugel delicious!
2. Jewdles and Ginger Ale made my hangover go away.

by chiliboo October 2, 2007

Jewdles

The curly hair near the side of the head a Jew might have, most commonly rabbis.

Oh my Yahweh! Did you goyim see my jewdles? Hopefully uncle H doesn’t make me cut them off in the camps!

by Half can of Ruth February 16, 2026

Jewdle

When a Jewish gal gets a bad blowout equivalent to that of a Jerry curl instead of a Loreal commercial, resulting in a rare breed of human dog--the Jewdle.

I accidentally fell asleep during my ever so expensive blow out and woke up to find that I was transformed into a Jewdle

by Salphabet May 18, 2015

Jewless

Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish

"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"

by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019

jeddles

Sexy ranga that gets girls somehow, wears nike tns and is a bit of an eshay. he’s rich but hates being called rich. he is a good kisser and is a very good bf for someone to have.

jeddles is a fucken lad

by tekashi69snitched September 24, 2019

Jewbles

A ginger or one descending from such traits including but not limited to: Tall, orangeish hair, freckles convering entire body, strange laugh style or lack of laugh form.

Also can be named:
jewbilicious: having extra or extremely pronounced jewble traits
or
jewbology: the study of a jewble

See the Jewbles table?" "Yeah, cool huh?""Are you kidding? They're the worst." I am one.

by hey y00 September 22, 2010

Jewles

Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018