A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
by Captain Awesomo November 06, 2009
You fucking Jew Bagel!!
by surfer1014 August 26, 2008
by therealsuperman8 February 06, 2009
1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.
2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).
2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).
"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."
"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."
"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."
by benpizzle June 01, 2009
Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
by ohyeahmesohorny July 16, 2009
by willz69 October 11, 2007