Jesus loves me

1. A phrase used mostly by Christians, but also by anyone else when they realize everyone hates them as a desperate attempt to instill some feeling of self-worth. This works wonders on low self-esteem, by reminding yourself that even though everyone else wants to strangle you, your imaginary friend Jesus will love you no matter what.

2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.

1. Dude: Everyone hates you.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!

2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.

by What's it to you? July 22, 2006

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this is what children say after a good humping by Jesus

jesus loves me so much

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jesus loves me more than he loves you

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.

Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*

by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021

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fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"

DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017

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