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Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.
I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.
by Light Joker August 15, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.
Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."
by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004
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