Jesus Christ on a bloody bike Share definition Flag This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled. Mike:(gives Derek a fright) Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!See jesus Christ Jesus Christ on a bloody bike by Fayextreme May 22, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Jesus Christ on a bloody bike mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch