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Jess is a name given to a girl, a common name in the UK. Jess' are lovely girls, girls with personalities bigger and brighter than the sun. they takes life as it comes, when life gets her down, she always has someone to turn to, her best friend (the flirty one, the one all the boys swoon over, they will practically live together if you're a jess, that friend is a keeper, hold her and never let go don't let people try and ruin it) Her best friend always knows what to say. Jess' are like marmite, you either love them or you hate them, simple as that. Jess' will have they're days, some good days some bad days. Jess' usually have that anger where it stems from nothing, and they just get angry! But their best friend always knows how to calm her down. She also has many guy friends. normally classed as brothers or sons. Jess' are not ones to get jealous very often, but when she does, she must really really care about them.
Jess' have big hearts, and boys love that in a girl.
by crazycam33 January 03, 2014
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
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The most beautiful person in the world. If you ever get lucky enough for her to fall in love with you always treasure her never make the mistake of treating her like she isnt worth you while because she is worth every second of your every day. She deserves all the love in the world and if you are in a relationship with her you better make sure you give her all the live in the world because as much as it will kill her if she feels that you arent trying and you don’t listen to her she will have to do whats right and move on, and once she does its too late your gonna be alone and its gonna hurt. So take care of her and love her to bits she gets enough shit you dont need to add on, ask her about her day, bring her out even if you’re broke and always kiss her forehead. I love you jess
by Jaaaka October 01, 2019
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a nice person who loves you deep within her heart. A real and funny friend but sometimes you dont know her bad mood side.
Dont hurt someone like Jess
by Don Jess Calasagsag November 09, 2015
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a girl who will often be quietly insecure.
someone who always loves a laugh but loves deep conversations.
someone who might mainly obsess on weight or relationships but will eat a whole pizza and go on tumblr anyway.
someone who either falls in love quickly or takes a long time to.
someone who usually thinks as herself as a third wheel in her friends group.
someone who is often scared she is not good enough for people.
someone who is usually witty and sassy.
someone who is often slightly jealous on how all her friends are pretty and she's just...there.
omg shes so jess
by cutey patooty March 11, 2014
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A name to describe the most kind, beautiful, nicest person that you could ever meet. The moment she tals to you it will make your heart jump out of your chest. The moment you talk to her you cant help but fall in love with her. She has a tender heart and warm welcoming smile, as well as deep eyes you could get yourself lost in. If you ever meet her you should hold her in your arms and never let her go because there is no one else like her, she is someone special that can take all your pain away and you should try your best to do the same for her. She can also be fiesty,naughty and perverted at times.
That girl Jess is everything you yould ever want and much more.
by theawesomeness November 15, 2013
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an extremely beautiful girl who is the nicest, funniest, and all around most awesome person ever
I wish i could hang out with Jess right now...
by gooseorpuffin November 05, 2008
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