Jerkurlem

The library in which you jack off in.

"Hey i heard Jonah was heading over to the jerkurlem"

by Grandmaster titties August 17, 2011

jerkules

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

Jerkleman

A man acting like a gentleman, but at the same time being a jerk about it.

Girlfriend: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.

by Stamatamalakies October 11, 2012

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023