Jeralding is a game made by the father of three Ukrainian home schooled boys who he feared were becoming incestuous homosexuals after he walked in on them jerking each other. The game was designed to prevent them from having sexual tensions. The game requires a pair of scissors, and a spoon and jar of jelly for each player. The game starts out by two or more players playing rock paper scissors, who ever eventually loses must get naked and slice their penis with the scissors, the the player must run to the hospitol naked while the remaining players chase him flinging jelly at him with the spoons.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods