Jelly Jar 

a vagina that is very wide and open from having many children usually also has a large bush with it.

i saw the bus driver's jelly jar she must've had hundreds of kids, she should also break out the hedge trimmers for that bush.

Jelly Jar by Kobe Bryant The Black Mamba April 15, 2009

Jelly Jar 

Another word for pussy

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?

Jelly Jar by DC April 7, 2004

Jelly Jar 

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.

I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.

Jelly Jar by meestamoosta April 30, 2021

Jelly jar minion 

Jelly jar minion was a skin in minion rush. He was the best skin ever and fucking minion rush deleted him.

Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him

Jelly jar minion by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

jam your jelly jar 

An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.

Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!

jam your jelly jar by BetaRiffs June 15, 2017

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar 

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Jarmel Jelly 

Jarmel Jelly is a crude term for the bleeding sometimes associated with enflamed hemorrhoids. This term originated in Denver Colorado, and has swept westward to California, and eastward encompassing Louisiana, Florida, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and New York (due to prison poulations).

Jarmel Jelly refers to any liquid substance that would seep out of an engorged or enflamed hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoids come in two forms, internal and external:

Hemorrhoids located outside of the anus are called external hemorrhoids. Here, swollen veins cause a soft lump around the anal opening. These lumps can turn hard if blood clot develops, and become painful thrombosed hemorrhoids. Since the anus has many nerve endings, external hemorrhoids can be very painful or itchy. Rough anal sodomy or “ass-play” can rupture these hemorrhoids, causing extreme pain, almost debilitating.

Internal hemorrhoids are located inside the rectum or anal canal, and are usually not painful. This is because the anal canal does not have many nerve endings. Indeed, most people are not aware that they have internal hemorrhoids until a hard stool rubbing against them or the results from anal sodomy causes these hemorrhoids to rupture and bleed.

This term grew notoriety in throughout the prison system. It easily spread through states as county jail prisoners were transferred to state or federal facilities. Usually used in the homosexual community, it is gaining popularity at some colleges.

Another variation is Jarmel Berries (a reference to the enflamed hemorrhoids in addition to the oral-anal deviant sexual practice).

Uh-oh Jake! Time to change the prison issue Depends! Your Jarmel Jelly oozed through your pants!

Jarmel Jelly by P. "the Outernationalist" Simpson July 31, 2008