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Jedi Knight 

Is a masterful performer in the bedroom. The Jedi Knight swings a big Light Saber and brings The Force everytime.

It also refers to a specific sexual maneuver (usually done in the Doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a Jedi Robe.
I had to show Stacy the force yesterday, so I pulled a Jedi Knight on that ass
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Jedi Knight 

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is to levitate objects and i will be the most kickass jedi ever!"
Jedi Knight by beachbum089 June 5, 2005

Jedi Knight 

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"
Jedi Knight by beachbum089 June 5, 2005

Jedi Knight 

Jack is an extreme Jedi Knight, he sword fights 5 guys at one time!
Jedi Knight by swordaction February 4, 2009

Jedi Knight Jonah 

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict
Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026