Jedi Status

A state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker's overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to anticipate or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.

Dude, that was so Jedi Status of Jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.

Jedi status on the mic apparatus

by Dr. Quez June 14, 2009

Jedi Surfs

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.

Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?

by Dinokid July 14, 2013

Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018

The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

by Dots365 October 21, 2016

Jedi-Smurf

A smurf (usually masters+ and usually in the game League of Legends) that follows the tenets of being a Jedi-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game lobby (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Jedi-Smurf", take a team mates position) to test their team's mental fortitude and their strength in the Force ultimately empowering them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
It is said that the only way to defeat a Jedi-Smurf is to not succumb to the Dark Side. A Jedi-Smurf is the opposite of a Sith-Smurf.

Once again, Johnny, Jedi-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, believe in your team, and be un-tiltable" and "tilt equals lose" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!

by SithLordSupremememe December 23, 2020

Jedi Skull Fuck

Similar to a Skull Fuck but to a much more of a psychologically damaging degree, and with little to no effort.

I asked Jimmy to prove to me that he exists, and he could not. It was the ultimate Jedi Skull Fuck.

by King of America December 10, 2008

Jedi Slayer

a bong that incapacitates a seasoned stoner (a red eye knight) either by getting really high or throwing up.

"My Jedi Slayer made the berserker yak it"

by IVtomatoXX August 15, 2008