Jean Syndrome

A psychological disorder found typically in young adults, whereby the sufferer is of a dilutional opinion that he or she works harder than any other human.
This syndrome usually manifests itself when the affected individual is employed for the first time in their life.
Dilutions may be controlled by rigorous reinforcements of reality by the sufferers' friends or family.

Craig was diagnosed with Jean Syndrome after starting his job as an internal auditor at his new firm.

Jean Syndrome by Draco Jihad Malfoy November 10, 2017

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome 

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009