The instinctive and unexplainable urge to throw yourself into your friends fights. Inspired by the oh so awesome Jayne Cobb, of Joss Whedon's Firefly.
by TashaElizabeth August 22, 2006
pronunciation: pŏŏl-ing ah jeyn
–verb
1. The act of making plans, often without the intention of following through with them, and then backing out at the last minute.
2. Waking up the morning after an alcohol-induced black out next to a strange guy and having no clue where you are. Memory, clothes and dignity are usually nowhere to be found.
3. Drinking to the point you can no longer come up with original ideas, thoughts or comments, causing you to simply repeat back whatever is said to you.
4. The act of drinking your dinner as to save calories.
5. Accomplishing every sexually, legally and morally inappropriate feat at the age of 12.
–verb
1. The act of making plans, often without the intention of following through with them, and then backing out at the last minute.
2. Waking up the morning after an alcohol-induced black out next to a strange guy and having no clue where you are. Memory, clothes and dignity are usually nowhere to be found.
3. Drinking to the point you can no longer come up with original ideas, thoughts or comments, causing you to simply repeat back whatever is said to you.
4. The act of drinking your dinner as to save calories.
5. Accomplishing every sexually, legally and morally inappropriate feat at the age of 12.
1. "I'm supposed to meet up with that fat girl this weekend, but I'm definitely pulling a jayne on that one."
2. "Where the fuck am I?!?"
3. "What are you doing?" "What are YOU doing?"
4. "Food? Eh."
5. "...when I was 12."
2. "Where the fuck am I?!?"
3. "What are you doing?" "What are YOU doing?"
4. "Food? Eh."
5. "...when I was 12."
by a questionable companion July 18, 2008
Mary-Jayne is the most attractive person in the world. If you have a Mary-Jayne in your life you should feel special. Most of the time the "y" is missed out in her name. If you spell her name right she'll be very happy for the rest of the day. She will never forget it. She is crazy and will care for you within an hour of knowing you. She'll always speak her mind so don't be offended. Sleeps for about 12 days.
by Hugh_-Jass October 20, 2020
A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 24, 2019
Known for her Real housewives of beverly hills casting (S6- Present), She has a few #1 on the US Dance charts, Her own Album named Pretty mess and many Singles including XXPEN$IVE. She was also on Broadway in early 2020 starring in Chicago as Roxie Hart. She was Married to wealthy Lawyer Tom Girardi for a solid 20 Years but due to Complications in their marriage Erika dramatically Left after he wouldnt love her no longer. Tom Girardi and Erika Jayne Was caught in a Huge Legal battle where Mr Girardi was accused of stealing Money from Widows and orphans after Lion air 737 Max 8 Crash and Burn victims. Tom suddenly got Alzehimers, leaving Erika jayne to be Attacked by the Court, However rough Erika Jayne has made it through Clean and she Didnt know where the Money stolen was being placed or which accounts they had been deposited to Confired on RHOBH S11 Reunion. Erika Jayne now lives a nice life in a smaller but Modern House, She still has her a few glamorous items but not as many as she once did, Her glam sqaud does Come along now and then. Recently videoed in a TMZ article A Light and happier Erika was seen as the interviewer ask her Questions she chuckled. Erika Jayne is Fiesty, Fierece but extremely Fabulous she will support whats right, She doesn’t threaten she promises and She is A bad Bitch, She is commonly seen with fellow cast mates Lisa Rinna, Kyle richards and Dorit Kemsley.
by ZuaLipz November 30, 2021
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
The act of passing out and flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water due to a significant decrease in blood sugar.
Oh my God, someone call a nurse, she's pulling a Jayne!
A: Did she just Pull A Jayne?
B: Yes. Yes she did. It was hilarious.
A: Did she just Pull A Jayne?
B: Yes. Yes she did. It was hilarious.
by theoneandonly_84 December 18, 2014