java surfin' 

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

java surfin' by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

java-sex 

1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment

Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.

java-sex by FanFreakingTasticBich May 17, 2018

Java School 

A computing department within a shit university that teaches one language usually very badly.

Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?

Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java

Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools

Java School by Johnywadd February 9, 2010

Java script 

A set of instructions on how to use a device for the purposes of brewing coffee.

"Can one of you get coffee in the kitchen going, please? If you don't know how to use the new machine, I have printed out a java script and stuck it in the kitchen. Just follow that and you'll be OK."

Java script by The Crayon Kid September 22, 2017

Java Shitty 

The coffee shop at Masco High School. Famously known for the shitty overpriced coffee drinks they make.

Masco Kid 1: Hey wanna go down and get something at Java City?

Masco Kid 2: Don't ya mean Java Shitty?

Masco Kid 1: Yeah but it's the only place around.

Masco Kid 2: Yeah, you're right. Shit.

Java Shitty by mikefrommasco October 29, 2007

Java Slut 

One who spends a copious amount of time at various coffee shops.

person 1: Where is Kelly?
person 2: It's llpm and she's still at starbucks. She's such a java slut.

Java Slut by Nish_NYC May 3, 2008

Java-Scripter 

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.

"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."

Java-Scripter by creth95 August 10, 2008